Is that a Cigarette or a Lollipop?

May 20th, 2009

I saw a girl at a bus stop who appeared to have a cigarette in her mouth. “Yuck,” I thought. Then, I realized it was a lollipop. I immediately wanted to become her friend.

You see, there is something special about lollipops. As far as your mouth is concerned, you could just as well be eating a normal hard candy. But the stick makes a world’s difference. You are proclaiming to the world, “I am enjoying a candy.” There is no way to be inconspicuous about eating a lollipop. You have committed to this act, and do so with no shame.

And anybody who feels such passion for candy is all right in my book.

4 Responses to “Is that a Cigarette or a Lollipop?”

  1. Jay | Biz Choice Review says:

    Only for girls eating lollipops right? Because a dude eating a lolli is just not manly at all.

  2. Akane says:

    haha, I almost always buy Chupa Chups at school!:9
    I hope people wouldn’t think I’m smoking all the time…

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